Hi guys, I know I said a long long long time ago that Karl would be the last of our wonderful friends for a Dialogue, but I think it’s time to dust off the ergonomic keyboard for a bit of FANFICTION WRITING because Elaina is apparently our next NPC waifu who’s actually cute sorry Raid Girl fans.

Therefore, I think we should get the fic train back on the road without further ado! By the way, if you start reading dialogues and think to yourself “wow these got pretty bad”, remember; they were never good in the first place. TT u TT

Tilith: "I was waiting for you the whole time while you were sweet talking with that witch who was OBVIOUSLY trying to seduce you!"

Deep in the Elysian woods

Elaina: Oh- if it isn’t ____! I’m so glad you came!

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: Now I understand we asked for help a bit too hastily, and I know was a lot to ask of you....

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: But I called you here to repay you. For everything you’ve done for us so far.

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: I mean, what kind of person denies an entire Royal Coffer? That’s like, 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 Zel! You could buy so much with that where you’re from, right?

The Summoner shudders

Elaina: Anyway, I just wanted to personally say, thank you. From me, Grandt, and all of Elysia, thank you. Thank you so very much!

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: N-No! You can’t just go about saying it was nothing! I mean, you did so much, fought so hard... There’s no way any of us can just forget about you!

Elaina begins tearing up a little

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: Especially...Especially not me!

Summoner: . . . !

Elaina: Mhm...It’s true...I...I fell in love with you. The moment you appeared. When we pulled you from the Vortex by holding onto your outstretched hand...I felt so much strength, so much light from your touch...

Elaina blushes softly, nervously reaching out for the Summoner’s hand

Elaina: I know...this is a bit sudden. I know...that my feelings are irrational....but....but...

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: I....I love you! I love you so much!

Summoner: . . . !

Elaina: If....If you think i’m weird...or if I’m coming on too strong...it’s okay. Just...just tell me, and I’ll leave you alone. I swear you’ll never know I...I...

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: I-I’ll just turn back time! If you don’t like me, I’ll turn back time and it’ll be like we never had this conversation!

Summoner: . . . !

Elaina: After all...it’s what I deserve...

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: I...I fled from battle....I...I ran away from my task! I left my comrades behind!

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: I left my friends behind...to save myself! I’m a horrid person!

Summoner: . . . . .

gently takes Elaina’s hands, gripping them softly

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: I....I...huh...?

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: Wh...what...?

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: But...I did it to save myse-

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: . . . .

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: ....yes...Grandt....saved me....

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: N-No! I don’t love Grandt....he’s...he’s not my kind of guy.

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: M-My kind of guy...?

Elaina blushes harder, averting her eyes from the Summoner’s heated gaze

Elaina: Someone...kind....and strong....with warm hands....

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: ...and....a Summoner’s Hat...

Summoner: . . . . .~

Elaina: Wh-What?

Summoner: . . . . !

Summoner tugs on Elaina’s hands, pulling her into a tight, warm hug

Elaina: H-Haa~ah?!

Summoner: . . . .~

Elaina: B-But-

Summoner: . . . .~

The Summoner brushes Elaina’s hair out of her face, gazing into her deep chest red eyes

Elaina: ah...I...uh...uhm...

Summoner: . . . . .

Elaina: Y-You will...?

Summoner: . . . . .

The Summoner leans down, kissing her softly, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her even closer

Summoner: mmmm....

Elaina: hah...nnn....

Elaina snakes her arms around the Summoner’s neck, tilting her head as they kiss, blushing bright red as she peeps up onto her tip toes

Summoner: . . . . .

They break off hesitantly, both staring into each other’s eyes

Elaina: Oh...heh....

Summoner: . . . ?

Elaina: If I was thinking....straight...I would’ve...maybe....slowed down time....

Summoner: . . . . .

The Summoner smirks, chuckling to himself

Elaina: Wh-what do you mean “That won’t be necessary”?

The Summoner gently slides his hand down lower to her hips, suddenly sweeping her off her feet as he kisses her again, more heatedly and passionately this time

Elaina: squeak

Tilith: le gasp

Grandt: Oh....well, I was wondering why she had to thank him all the way out here. Now I know.

Tilith continues to go into shock

Grandt: Oh uh...do you...know them....?

Tilith begins to shudder and tremble, falling to her knees

Grandt: A-Are you alright?

Tilith: I....I think....I’m just going to go home....and pray to Lord Lucius that I’m secretly dreaming....

Grahdens: Ohohohoho~ Does the Lady Tilith need a little blowing off steam? or blowing in general OHOHOHOHO

Tilith slaps Grahdens across the face

Tilith: NO! I-I ONLY WANT _____!

Elaina and Summoner: Still in a slowed down time bubble