Part two of 50 shades of Kofu

Kotein and Twofu lay there in bed, Kotein lying down on Twofu’s chest in his underwear. “That was some good training. I hope that’s enough for a BB level up.” Twofu said out loud. “Oh it was, hehe!” Kotein giggled. Their relaxing, intimate moment was cut short by the sound of foot meeting wood as the door was violently kicked down. “What the fu- BLAM” Twofu was cut short by a bullet to the throat. BFLMP stood there in the doorway, wielding Grafl’s pistol in his hand. He raised it up, pointing it directly at Kotein’s chest. “NO NO PLEASE DON’T HAVE ME- BLAM”

Kotein’s cry for mercy was shattered by the sound of a metallic gunshot ringing through the air. Kotein looked down to see a huge hole punched in his chest. “Why would you do… th… thi… th…” he was unable to finish his sentence, because he had slumped over dead. Xerte rushed in to see Twofu and Kotein, lying together on the bed, in a bloody mess, both shot dead. He looked over at BFLMP, and noticed Grafl’s pistol in his hand. “Why would you do this?!” Xerte screamed in agonizing sadness. “I packed revive lights, don’t worry.” BFLMP said in an exasperated tone. “k” Xerte said, relieved.

They were both suddenly brought back to life, gasping for air. They looked over at BFLMP and proceeded to slowly stutter out “w… w… wh.. why…. WHY?!” “You didn’t read my damn unit analysis.” BFLMP said looking pissed. “But I do read them!” Kotein yelled, the words mixed with tears and blood. BFLMP raised the pistol back up. “NO, NO, PLEASE!” Kotein cried. “Get the hell out. NOW.” Twofu and Kotein scrambled for the door, nearly trampling each other. “BFLMP, what the hell, that was a HUGE overreaction. I mean, yes your unit anaylsis’ are well written, and are a huge help to new players, and a great addition to the subreddit, that’s not reason to kill them over!” BFLMP’s free hand whipped over and grabbed Xerte’s Sphere Frogs. “If you want to keep these, don’t tel… what the hell?!” He was interrupted by the feeling of Xerte’s Mina rising in his hand. But to his surprise, it wasn’t just Mina, it was Il & Mina. “You… have… two…?!” He let go, disgusted. “Yea, uh… goodness… uh…. sorry it’s a… medical condition. I’ve never had to tell anyone until now. It’s a condition known as Xestiatis, where you have two units instead of the expected one.” Xerte said, shaking and nervous. “In all my years as a doctor, I have never heard of that condition. Mind if I take a peek?”

Xerte shyly nodded and pulled down his pants, to reveal a max level, Il and Mina. “What is it’s SBB at?” “Well, the condition is very strong for me, so they are both at SBB 9.” Xerte said. BFLMP reached into his back pocket, and pulled out a burst frog. “They’re looking strong, but they need more.”