An Open Door. Opportunities arise from opening doors. Each decision you've made in your life, each person you've met, each step you ever took, all came from the very notion of opening doors and hopping toward the opportunities. This is a story of opportunities. A story about opportunistic love between two souls, Kotein and Twofu. But like all true love, it is not easy. It requires timing. It requires fate. It requires faith. And most of all, it requires RNGesus.

It was the time of new beginnings, when the clock began to tick for their inevitable opportunity of love. Twofu and Kotein are both optimistic souls that simply yearn to find their true love. They have opened many doors, the Honor Door, in hopes of finding someone that would sit by their solitary souls. And every now and then, they would summon the courage to open bigger doors, the Rare Door, only to find disappointment.

They say that fate has lots of twists and turns before finally giving you what you deserve. For the fact that Kotein and Twofu are the fateful ones, that was yet to happen. Through opening of honor doors and the ever so sparse rare doors, only to find consecutive disappointments, they lost faith that their happiness will ever be granted.

But true love necessitates on faith. True faith means that happiness is on its way and to never yield in the bludgeoning of fate. True faith means to always tackle every door, and to believe that for every door that closes, another opens. With their rebranded faith, Kotein and Twofu decided to open another rare door spontaneously. RNGesus, immensely impressed with their faith, decided to twist fate to their favor. Both of their gates broke to become a rainbow door. Surprised and excited, Twofu and Kotein opened their doors… only to find themselves staring at each other.

“Hello,” said Twofu, blushing. “Wuddup,” Kotein replies, trying hard not to bite his lip.

“How did this happen?” said Kotein, confused but pleased. “RNGesus must have been in our favor for once.” Twofu said.

“I guess… we have to make the best of it.” Twofu blushed and giggle. “I guess… so” Kotein said awkwardly looking downward. But while Kotein’s eyes looked downwards, something caught his eye. A bulge, in Twofu’s pants. Twofu noticed the look of awe on Koteins face, causing him to get harder . Kotein noticed this, then looked up to see Twofu staring directly at him. “Oh, uh… errr” Kotein stammered, embarassed. “No, it’s alright, hehe.” Twofu said, blushing. “This might sound a bit weird… but can I see it?” Kotein said, embarassed and aroused. “Um… err… go right ahead.” Twofu spoke, confused, and turned on. The silence in the room was broken by the metallic noise of his zipper slowly being pulled down.

Kotein pulled down Twofu’s Lira underwear, to reveal a mighty 6 star Lord Felneus. “Oh my… gosh! I’ve never seen one this… massive!” “I’ll admit, it’s not all natural, I’ve fused some Health Imps into it in the past.” “Even so, it’s still gigantic!” Kotein could barely stammer out the words, he was in shock and awe. “SBB 10.” Twofu said cofidently. Kotein let out a small scream. “Oh my GOD. All for me?” Kotein slipped on his Thief Gloves, ready to snatch Twofu’s mighty Soul Spear. “I’m going to need a Recovery Imp after this.” said Twofu. Kotein started to softly stroke Twofu’s Cocytus Zero. Faster and faster he went. “HRUNGNIR” screamed Twofu, releasing his Final Burst everywhere. “Wow, that was incredible.” Twofu huffed and puffed. “My turn!” Kotein yelled gleefully. Kotein pulled down his Vargas underwear and bent over, exposing his Ignia Cavern to Twofu. Twofu inserted his Felneus into his Ignia Cavern slowly, but mightily. Twofu then proceeded to Million Thrust with all of his Raging Glory. “Oh YES! YES!” Kotein shrieked. Faster and faster Twofu went, his Breaker Felneus chipping away at Kotein’s Cave of Flames. Kotein greatly enjoyed this, he loved the feeling of Twofu’s strong hard Breaker Felneus with massive attack penetrating his Ignia Cavern. Kotein grimaced as he felt Felneus breaking open the Cave of Flames, but he wanted to please Twofu. Twofu screamed with delight “OHHH YESSSSSS” and released his Flood Noir all over Kotein’s tender body.

Kotein was delighted, and rubbed it all over his body, his skin slowly absorbing it. “I want you to be a part of me” he giggle and winked. “Wut” Twofu said confused. “Nothing, bend over.” Kotein remarked. “You just want me for my Felneus don’t you. You don’t care about me. You just want a Felneus friend.” Twofu said, realizing what was going on. “No baby, that’s not at all true!” Kotein stammered. “I should’ve seen all…”

Kotein was interrupted by the door breaking down. “What’s all the racket in here, it sounds like people having… oh.” BFLMP said enraged. “H… h… hi BFLMP-senpai…” Kotein said. “What in the hell are you two doing!” BFLMP yelled! “Uh… uh… nothing!” Twofu could barely say, getting dressed in a fury. “Twofu get out. NOW.” BFLMP screamed, Twofu running out the door. BFLMP slammed the door shut, and locked it. “Now for you, I have a different punishment in mind.” BFLMP grabbed Kotein’s shirt, and yanked with all his power. His shirt ripped off, revealing Kotein’s toned six pack burnies. “Turn around boy.” “Y… y… ye… yes BFLMP-senpai”

BFLMP ripped off his pants, revealing a massive, SBB 10, six star Omega Behemoth. Kotein was unaware of this, as he was turned around. BFLMP inserted his Omega Behemoth into his Cave of Flames, Kotein let out a little gasp, surprised at the size, and murmured “Senpai noticed me.” BFLMP thought his repeated Behemoth BB’s inside Kotein’s Ignia Cavern were punishment, but Kotein actually loved it. “Turn over boy.” Kotein turned to face BFLMP, right as he proceeded to release his Ramiel Z SBB all over Kotein’s burnies. “They will like the extra BB fodder.” Kotein winked. They were also interrupted by the door breaking down once again, this time by styr Ironchef33, and CowGoesM00. “Oh wait, we aren’t in this fanfic, sorry.” They proceeded to leave and close the door. The gaze that followed, between BFLMP and Kotein was a gaze that could control time. A gaze that could move mountains. A mix a love, hate, lust, and pleasure. “I’ll always love you boy.” BFLMP moaned. “I’ll always love your Omega Behemoth.” Kotein whispered. BFLMP bent down, and tenderly whispered into his ear, "no homo."

/end

EDIT 7/19: Fixed some grammatical errors

Writers:

/u/Chaebi

/u/VortexRyan

Special Thanks: Maul from IRC

JustSomebody from IRC

ZX from IRC

Special Special Thanks:

/u/Twofu

/u/Kotein

/u/CowGoesM00

/u/BFLMP

/u/Ironchef33

/u/styr