I recently started seeing a new fuck buddy recently and we clicked right away. I mean, less than 5 texts back and forth on Tinder before we went to Snapchat and were swapping nudes. I go meet her for a quickie after work and it was great. We both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Later in the week we are texting and she stops responding for a couple hours then finally responds with "you've ruined me." So I ask her what's wrong cuz at this point I'm wondering what I did. She follows up with "I just swallowed 3 loads of cum from 2 different guys and all I can think about is how much I want you cuz they were such a disppointment." At first I was upset about her fucking two dudes but then I thought "wait, she fucked two dudes instead of fucking me and is actively calling it a mistake...I think I come out ahead on this." Needless to say I'm still fucking BEAMING from that and I will probably be riding that high the rest of my life. I know this sounds very fake but I don't care if you believe me! I'm still grinning about it 😋