28 [M4F] #lowell Powerball is fucking me, so should you!

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throwfaraway123987 is a male age 28 looking for a female in Lowell, MA

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The chances of landing Reddit hookups and trysts are (seemingly) as low as winning the Powerball, so I figure if the national lottery can fuck me this hard, perhaps there’s a sweet and indulgent woman near me who can do the same. I’ll even say “oh my god, I waited one more day than usual for you to screw me” or “ugh I was so close, but I only got 2 balls this time.”

Even if this doesn’t get me anywhere near my actual goals, I hope someone laughed. I like to imagine there’s a pretty girl somewhere nearby (or far, I’m open to virtual shenanigans) who giggles to themselves before swiping to the next post.

About me: 28, 6ft tall, 225lbs, avid volleyballer, book reader, semi-intellectual, 60% sedentary 35% active 5% unsure of myself. East Asian….I forget what else needs to go here for people to go “oh great, this is what I’m looking for”

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r/bostonr4r

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Lowell, MA

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a male

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a female

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