Hola! I'm a 38f BBW in a deadbedroom-esque marriage, but kids are involved so not looking to change my situation. As such I can never host but I can be ultra discreet and expect you to be also. I work full time but still fully remote so daytime working hours before 3pm are my best chance to escape unnoticed.

I'd describe myself as leaning more towards straight but with some bicurious tendencies mixed in... the idea of finding a friend who I can say I'm going shopping with (and have it not raise eyebrows at home) but actually be out playing for hours is a huge turn-on. I also have a soft spot for meeting for drinks and flirting & touching with my companion, male or female, but I suppose that can be harder to pull off without a solid alibi...

I'm a 5'8 BBW with blonde hair. I love to feel pretty and though I'm bigger, I know how to dress for my body type and always look & feel good.

You, above all else, are discreet. You may be married, may not be - as long as you can stay in your lane I am happy. Please include your favorite season in you're response to me so I know you can pass a third grade reading comprehension test & are a real live human being. I prefer bigger teddy bear guys, specially if you are taller than me, but exceptions can be made for the right connection.

Speaking of connection... honestly I'm just feeling lonely and looking for someone to chat with for a while before jumping into things. So I am also looking for someone who can share in a conversation and open up - a connection is paramount for me. Sending a dick pic and a "whatcha wearing?" message will likely not get the response you are hoping for.

My list of likes is long and I have very few hard limits, I'd love to find someone to explore things with and try things we've heard of but haven't tried. That said, I'm not interested at this time in being a third for another couple, sorry.

Chat soon ;)

ETA I prefer chat over messages

ETA #2 - holy smokes I've been overwhelmed with messages lol. At this point consider my inbox closed unless you are a girl :).