We’re a couple of friends with benefits that will be in town on Saturday 9/10 and are looking for the ever-elusive unicorn to join us at our hotel for a threesome!

A bit about us…As the title says, we’re a regular, unassuming couple of FWBs. By “unassuming”, we don’t mean plain and boring. We mean the type of people you’d meet at a dinner party, or see at the grocery store, or work next to in your office, or know as casual friends, but would never suspect we get up to this kind of thing.

In short, we’re not the type of people who talk about “the lifestyle” or for whom swinging and such is at the center of our worlds.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s just not us. We’re really just your average, cute, fit, fun, couple-next-door with a naughty streak, and we’re looking for a cool single female with a similar vibe.

More specifically, she is a 5’3”, slim, fit, auburn-haired, caucasian, bisexual woman who has been talking for months about fulfilling her desire to spend more time with another female, after having her first girl/girl experience last summer. This would be her first threesome.

And he is a 5’9”, slim, fit, scruffy cute, caucasian guy with stamina for days. He’s a very generous and skilled partner who has had a few amazing group sex experiences and is looking forward to doing it again.

But this isn’t just about us.

We understand that by putting the call out for a single woman to join us, it has to feel right for you too. So above all, we want you to feel comfortable, safe, relaxed, and empowered in ways that make this experience incredibly satisfying for you as well.

This only works and is only hot for us, if you feel as in control and amazing as we do, and if you come into this knowing that you will get what YOU need out of this experience as well.

To that end, we intend to verify in advance that we are real and who we say we are and expect that you can and will also. And we can meet for a drink ahead of time, or wherever you want/feel most comfortable, before heading up to the room for fun (assuming we are all feeling it).

And it’s worth noting that we are STD-free, covid-cautious, and discrete. We obviously would expect the same of you.

Sound interesting? If so, hit us up with a chat here, and let’s talk a bit. We can see if tastes and expectations align, get to know each other, and if all goes to plan, meet up for some fun!

Oh, and no single men. We will delete your messages and block you.