I have been trying hard to get the attention of 'some' women seeking a mate online. I can't seem to figure out where I am going wrong. I think I am a very normal / average male specimen. I am 6' tall. Most women dating online seem to desire a "tall" man. Apparently it's very erotic to use a step ladder when kissing your man. I have an average length (7). I think majority of the women on here seem to need double digits in inches. I'm no physician, but wouldn't that rupture some organs that might be needed in the near future? For respiration possibly? Or how about digestion? My pecker, thankfully though, is more like a fire hydrant than a pencil, its thick. So, at least I have one thing going for me. Too bad its something no woman can see, unless she's bold (or stupid) enough to let me bed her.... I'm not skinny or fat. I might be considered "large", "husky" or "beefy". I would certainly not refer to myself as "lean". I'm a very good at eating the pink cookie. I don't wander around and I don't need the owner's manual with step by step instructions. I put in the effort and I enjoy it. I've certainly made quite a few women reach the big O. I masturbate...a lot, and I might be addicted to looking for women online. This leaves me with very little time to actually meet women. So many ads, so many come ons, so many phonies, so much fun. Men pretending to be women, women pretending to be something that they are not; the alchemy I find in online dating intrigues and fascinates me. I could tell you about my fantasy life, as so many do, but I am decidedly more Clark Kent than Superman. Heck, Clark Kent's celibate life would be an upgrade to mine.

If you respond to any of this I will assume you are one of the following: 1) In dire need of entertainment. 2) Possess 1 or more of the above traits and wish to share. 3) Appreciate honesty above one's maladies. 4) Are looking for a subject to compose your master thesis on. 5) Are bored. 6) Masturbate just as often. 7) Are attracted to everything I have listed, but you're currently in a psychiatric ward somewhere where they allow you access to the internet because they figure "well, we've tried everything else".