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[M4F] 29 Brighton - Product Testing
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Hello. I recently bought a new mattress. It's pretty comfortable and I've been getting some great sleep on it. But earlier today, I noticed that when my dog jumped on the bed with me, the mattress didn't do a good job of distributing the weight. What's gonna happen when I finally have my first threesome? I wouldn't want my mattress to ruin an opportunity like that. So I'd like to put my mattress through a rigorous test to see if I need to buy another one. Perhaps we can have sex on it? The return policy expires on Monday so the testing has to happen this weekend. Please help.
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