I'm offering an uneven trade in your favor because it's Friday, I ain't got no job, and I ain't got shit to do!
Okay, that's not true. I have a job and too much to do. I've simply decided to put my responsibilities aside and enjoy myself for one night.
That's where this trade comes in. It's extremely rare for a man to post for a woman in these groups and find success. That's why I'm weighting it in your favor.
You, my queen for the day, my goddess for the hour, will allow me to worship your entire body and pamper you for the night. I'll massage your tired muscles. I'll fetch your drinks and prepare an amazing meal. I'll rub your feet and run my fingers through your hair while you listen to Coldplay and that one song by Aerosmith.
I, your servant, your poet, your champion, just gets a quick handy. That's it.
I think this is fun. It's also weird, which I love. I get to slip into the role of a weirdo and you get a servant for a day. You also get to be weird with it.
What do you think? Will you message me and have a good time or lightly scoff under your breath and scroll to the next dumb post? It's up to you!
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