There are two things I want. I would be happy to have just one or the other. But twice as happy to have both.

The first thing: I want to take a pretty girl out to dinners/drinks. No strings, no expectations, no pressure. Seriously. Just some chill conversation and good ambiance. At no point will I show you my genitals, virtually or in person. I will not ask to see your bazooms, even if you’re wearing something really sexy. I will not make thinly-veiled innuendo about rubbing our legs together like a pair of crickets in a tub of baby oil.

What do I get out of it? The company of an attractive woman who can hold a conversation. Ideally I’d be able to take you out more than once, maybe even somewhat regularly. But if it’s a one & done I’m still game. However if you become racist and/or belligerent after a couple cocktails, I will drop cash on the table and ghost. No matter how low-cut your top is.

So. That’s the first thing.

The second thing?

Sex. Dirty, slutty sex. Lots of positions. All the bad words. A woman who wants to be submissive, owned, used. Unlike with the first thing, I’m going to have to insist on no STDs for this one. But the don’t-be-racist part still applies.

It may seem difficult to believe I can remain a gentleman if you say you’re down for the first but not the second. That’s fair. All I can tell you is that the company of an intelligent, attractive woman really is its own reward. Plus, going out for dinners/drinks is one of my favorite things.

About me: I’m 6’2”, slim, well groomed, and cute. I even have all my hair. I am told I look younger than I am, for what it’s worth. If you’re comfortable being out in public with an older man, I guarantee you will not be embarrassed to be seen with me. And if we run into someone you know, I can fake an accent and you can tell them I’m your German uncle.