I tried to post this in the RandomActsOfMuffdive subreddit but got caught up in the automod - despite that sub being the only place I’ve posted in the past. Anyway, it would be a shame to let a good post go to waste, so I’m posting here. 

I’m single, tomorrow’s a weeknight, and my friends are busy being new parents so I find myself without New Year’s plans. Maybe you’re in a similar situation? Let’s finish 2024 with a different kind of New Year’s kiss, and I’ll come up for a regular kiss and a sip of champagne at midnight. Then I’ll get back down to work to start 2025 off right for both of us.

I love giving oral. It’s sexy, intimate, I get learn exactly how to make you feel fantastic, take my time doing it, and if all goes well I get to be the reason you come - once or again and again. I’ve had some success on here in the past, but it’s been a few years so I’m hoping Reddit will come through again. My first success is easy to find in my post history, and if you like the sound of that scenario I’d be happy to provide it. But I’m open to other scenarios as well. Maybe you’d like to be especially active, grabbing my head and bucking your hips into my face? Hot. Maybe you’d like to lay back and watch the ball drop, sipping champagne while I go down on you? I’m into it. If you have something specific in mind that would start your year off right, let me know!

And to be clear, reciprocation is great. Sex is great. If you want either I’d probably be into it, but that’s not what I’m expecting. This post is an offer to give oral, not an attempt to exchange it or to upgrade from there. 

Me: I’m friendly, sane, clean, thoughtful, and easygoing. I’ll want to find out what feels good for you and turns you on, and give you that. I’m 5’9” and 215lbs, some muscle but definitely husky / dad bod without the kid. Jason Statham hair and stubble situation, and happy to send photos once we message. I could host right next to a red line T stop in Somerville, and I’m happy to pick you up and and drive you home. Or travel to you. 

You: also sane and clean, STI free because I don’t have dental dams (does anyone?) and single or in an open relationship. Past that I’m pretty open, but I’ll need to feel some attraction to you, so we’ll probably want to exchange photos at some point.

How we’ll make this happen: send me a chat or a message and let me know if there’s anything that piqued your interest, if you have a specific scenario in mind, and if you have any questions for me. Reddit has disabled images in first chats before the recipient has accepted the chat invite, so a bit about you and a physical description would be great. If it feels like a match for both of us, we can grab a bite to eat or a drink in public for a vibe and safety check before going to my place or yours for our New Year’s festivities. We can of course back out at any time for any reason, and if it’s you backing out I will be gracious about it. 

Hope to hear from you, and happy New Year!