Hello!

Part nerd, part gym rat, part athlete, part baby goth looking for a devious and slightly selfish partner in crime who doesn't mind getting caught up in some kinky mischief along the way. Ideally looking for someone who can be "mine" and who I can be "yours" to. Not super interested in anything poly. Though I am open to casual but consistent connections if we get along super well.

About me in Vanilla Life:

Contrary to the himbo aspirations in the title I'm working a solid white collar job. I love going out to eat at cute restaurants, going out dancing, engaging in sporty activities, seeing music, and the occasional night in to catch up on games, movies, or TV. I'm pretty into all things fitness and am very into partners who are similar! Taking care of your health is super important to me. Here's a silly anonymized beach pic for a rough idea of what I look like in the summer https://imgur.com/a/r4r-AQtPnfb  

Numbers and stuff for those who care - 5'11, ~170lbs size queen approved, ddf, recently tested & no issues getting another, have a place to myself with no roommates and my own car.

Some fun kinks we could partake in:  

Cuckolding/Hotwifing - The stomach churning feeling of being out at the gym while I know you're having wild sex with someone else is hot to me. Not really set on any specifics but love you getting as much pleasure as you can handle especially if you're a lil mean about it. Hopefully it's a turn on for you knowing how fun-jealous and nervous you're making me. Happy to tell you about some fantasies I've wanted to try but will save those for talking

Pleasure for you but not for me / Denial - I love seeing my partners cum over and over again. I also love the desperation and achiness that comes with going unsatisfied. You tell me what kind of arrangement makes sense ;)

"No" - Women who like saying no drive me crazy. Creativity welcomed - tell me no more touching your butt without permission, no looking while you're changing, no cumming without begging, surprise me!

Ruthless Teasing & Cutesy Degredation - Not really about the "you worthless worm" vibes but if we're sharing intimate kisses we can absolutely talk about how you're too much for me to handle and deserve more and better than me

Being a switch - We can flip things around too. Most of my experience is being a dom so happy to order you around to change things up!

Not super into feminization or forced bi or anything like that.

If any of this sounds fun to you feel free to send a message with a little about you and something you're passionate about! One line "Hey's" aren't it. I'll want to talk a little on here first before moving to another app! Reddit messages work a little better than chat for me but feel free to use either.

Explicitly not interested in men, please save your time.