Long shot, I know. But I woke up real horny and even just having the message out there gets me excited.

I'm a 37 year old bi guy, kind of punk/ alt, socially active, artsy, open relationship. I'm confident, friendly, and social in the world, but have a long history of getting myself into trouble in private. Spent most of my twenties doing hookups with strangers testing the limits of my own kinks and perversions, making bad decisions.

I fuck a lot of men but I love women, and would love to find a woman who wants to be worshipped and adored and who would enjoy flirting with a depraved texting buddy. We can start by getting to know each other, and if an in person connection works out, that would be wonderful.

I'm not exactly sure what I want, but someone who is eloquent and fun to text with who can ask me prying, teasing questions is a start. I think it would be delightful to find someone who will ask me each morning if I remembered to lock my chastity cage, who will give me permission to(or forbid me from) masturbating, who will tell me in detail about your own sexual exploits to make me jealous and desperate for you. We may never have sex together at all, but I want someone who will make me desperate just to see a censored pic of you, who will meet me in person just to give me some of your used panties so I can go home and jerk off while smelling them, who will ensure that I'm wearing my cutest panties to work to make sure I'm thinking of you all day.

You don't have to be a hard core dominatrix or even an experienced one, a normal person who's just curious would be wonderful.

The mommy part is optional, of course, but after a girl once started saying "tell mommy you like that" to me in bed I learned it apparently has an almost supernatural ability to instantly get me submissive and rock hard. Brains are weird.

I'm 37, average shape (not a gym rat), I'm open to a range of ages and body types, so don't be afraid to try me out. I won't put pressure on to meet up, or to keep your constant attention (we all have lives we have to live). Let's keep it to Reddit, no face pics, until we trust each other, then see where it goes. I'm home today and particularly horny and would love someone to chat with, maybe do homework assignments for you.