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Let’s celebrate banner 18 with 18 orgasms. Ok, that’s probably an unrealistically high number but you get the idea. Let’s get a room together one of these nights and spend an evening doing what consenting adults our age do best: make each other cum several times.

The title is just a fun joke so know that I will absolutely make sure you get yours as well. I love going down and eating pussy so if you’d allow it I’d enjoy spending some time with my face between your legs. We can discuss all the details if you’re interested. Shoot me a message or a chat and we can see where things take us.

Here is a little bit about me: * I am 5’8, about 190lbs, and there are (nsfw) pictures of me in my post history. I am a bigger guy with a belly, but I work out daily and while I’m no Adonis I do stay active with cardio and weight lifting. This is my way of saying “I don’t think I look that bad,” but I’ll let you be the judge. * I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I am free of any diseases sexual or otherwise. I also take my personal hygiene seriously (shower twice a day, brush twice a day, floss every day) if that’s something you care about. I am fully vaccinated as well. * I like to think I’m a pretty easy going guy, but ultimately that’s for you to be the judge of. At my core I am very sensual. I can be a little shy and awkward at first, but I warm up to people quickly. I like to keep things light and fun. I’m kind of nerdy, but I also like sports and, as I mentioned earlier, I work out daily.

Here is what I am looking for: * I’m not very picky when it comes to body types. Thin? Curvy? Somewhere in between? It’s all good to me! * I would like for your hygienic habits to be similar to mine. That means no smokers, no hard drugs, and basic cleanliness. If you smoke weed that’s fine and not a dealbreaker, just don’t expect me to join in. Also please be disease free. * idk be cool? This is always most fun when we genuinely enjoy each other’s company. Let’s keep things light and have some fun.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you feel safe and comfortable at all times. Have any limits? I will absolutely respect them. No longer feeling comfortable around me for any reason what so ever? Just say the word and I will leave you alone. No questions asked. That should all go without saying, but you can never be too safe.

On that note I also value my own safety. If you end up messaging me I will ask for you to verify yourself. I don’t care if you’re verified by some mod on this subreddit or any other subreddit. I will ask for and require verification of my own. That is non negotiable, and I will end our conversation without hesitation if you aren’t willing to. I will absolutely verify myself for you as well if you ask.