I promise we're like a cat and dog over here; mildly intimidating until you see our stupid faces.

Also yes, we’re real, and yes we really just want to go on a date. We figured that would be a good stage for a start of something, and if you have date ideas…👁️💖

We've been having a lot of polyamory and the like discussions between the both of us recently, and we both kind of landed in a spot where we're both interested in the idea of having another partner. I think we've reached this point where we both have poly energy that we just aren't using, and we want to embark on that journey (carefully).

We'd like to take someone on a date! While our tastes tend to differ across the board, if you're generally a small human there's a good chance we'd both like you. In general, we're more interested in your personality and our connection over looks.

I'm 24, nonbinary, 5'10, generally otter shaped (if we're using gay terms), and my wife is 21, 5'4, and compact. We've been married for almost a year now, and amongst our values are honesty, clear communication, safety and comfort. Generally we can't feel chill unless you're chill, so we try to be the chillest fucking people we can.

I like film, photography, video games, and generally just getting to know new people, potentially over some good bud. My wife likes music, art, cool humans, quality conversation and technology. Think me, moderately masc nonbinary stoner otter and her, wired little adhd girl.

We are both neurodivergent and sometimes a little slow, so bearing with us is a little necessary. Extremely respectful however, and honestly a little meek (my wife less so than me). We're a team though, and we spend hours and hours talking and texting every day, so we'd like someone who'd like to join our discussions (our bedroom discussions too, though there's not much "talking" there).

All inquiries welcome! Two people sounds intimidating, but we're such creatures, I'm telling you. So much of our time is silly time—if that sounds cool, hit me and we'll be at you shortly.