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41 [M4F] #Arlington - "Happy Endings Spa, Sean speaking..."
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Swarthybastid is a male age 41 looking for a female in Arlington
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You’re flipping through the adults classified section of the local weekly newspaper. Usually, you just browse for kicks, but, today, an ad catches your eye.

“Are you a sucker for a happy ending?” it reads. In the smaller print, you learn that it’s a man seeking a woman, offering a unique massage. You’re intrigued. You’ve heard of men (and adventurous women) getting happy endings, but never the other way around. You have to admit, it sounds relaxing, the idea of a man giving you a deep tissue massage, kneading his oiled up hands down your shoulders, your back, down the muscles of your spine, to your thighs, calves, and feet.

You’ve imagined laying there, relaxed, when the masseuse slowly removes the towel covering your intimate parts. You’ve imagined slowly parting your legs, encouraging him to enter while you close your eyes and saturate in the pleasure of his strong hands inside of you.

You stare at the number on the bottom for what seems like forever. Finally, you decide, fuck it, and take out your phone.

Still not totally sure what you’re getting into, you start to dial. It rings once, twice, three times before you hear a man’s voice.

“Happy Endings Spa, Sean speaking…”

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