This is my idea of a perfect date. If you think so too, you should message me, we might be a match.

You get dressed up, and do your hair and make up. You use cheap mascara and fake lashes. We meet up at a local coffee shop, where you get tea, or boba, or something creamy.

We go out to dinner and have a few drinks. Hope you brought your appetite.

Afterwards, we can walk around a bit, I'll buy you a smoothie. You can challenge yourself to finish it by the time our Uber gets us back to my place.

At my place, you'll have plenty of water to drink, or milk. I'll eat your ass as soon as you walk in the door. After tasting your pussy and ass, you'll suck my cock. Your blowjob will start to get nice and sloppy as the contents of your stomach slowly come back up on my cock. I'll grab you by the hair and rub your face all over my cock and balls, which are now covered in your slobber.

I'll spit in your face and tell you what a good girl you are as you lick my asshole. Then I'll take control. I'll fuck your throat in a variety positions as you puke all over my cock. Your face will be completely covered.

I will get a nice bowl for you to catch most of your vomit. I'll watch you hold it while I pump your throat. When it's full, you can drink it all and we can start again.

Eventually you'll fill the bowl again. That's when I'll put you on all fours, use puke as lube and fuck your tight little asshole. I'll shove your face in the bowl while you blow bubbles, or say things for me with your face half submerged.

I'll fuck all your holes, piss on you, piss down your throat, slap you, spank you, and make you feel like a porn star.

Imagine having your pussy pounded from behind while I shove your face in puke. If you read this and realize that this is your purpose, dm me. I promise your throat will be used like never before.