Hello bostonr4r. Today I bring you good tidings of great joy. In this context good tidings means “I want to go down on you” and great joy refers to the feeling of my tongue on your clit. It’s chilly this time of year, and instead of warming myself by the hearth I prefer to make my cheeks rosy from burying them between your legs.

Let’s set expectations: I don’t need you to return the favor or reciprocate in any way. As the title says, it’s the season of giving and I’m a generous guy. I genuinely enjoy making my partners happy. So sit back, relax, and let me give your clit the attention it deserves.

If you do want to return the favor or take things further that’s entirely up to you and I probably won’t say no, but I won’t ask for it or bring it up in any way and this one run-on sentence will be the only time I mention it.

Here is a little bit about me: * I am 5’8, about 190lbs, and there are (nsfw) pictures of me in my post history. I am a bigger guy with a bit of a belly, but I work out daily and while I’m no Adonis I do stay active with cardio and weight lifting. This is my way of saying “I don’t think I look that bad,” but I’ll let you be the judge. * I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I am free of any diseases sexual or otherwise. I also take my personal hygiene seriously (shower twice a day, brush twice a day, floss every day) if that’s something you care about. I am fully vaccinated as well. * I like to think I’m a pretty easy going guy, but ultimately that’s for you to be the judge of. At my core I am very sensual. I can be a little shy and awkward at first, but I warm up to people quickly. I like to keep things light and fun. I’m kind of nerdy, but I also like sports and, as I mentioned earlier, I work out daily.

Here is what I am looking for: * I’m not very picky when it comes to body types. Thin? Curvy? Somewhere in between? It’s all good to me! * I would like for your hygienic habits to be similar to mine. That means no smokers, no hard drugs, and basic cleanliness. If you smoke weed that’s fine and not a dealbreaker, just don’t expect me to join in. Also please be disease free. * idk be cool? This is always most fun when we genuinely enjoy each other’s company. Let’s keep things light and have some fun. * I will once again mention that I am not looking for or expecting any reciprocation. This is all about you.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you feel safe and comfortable at all times. Have any limits? I will absolutely respect them. No longer feeling comfortable around me for any reason what so ever? Just say the word and I will leave you alone. No questions asked. That should all go without saying, but you can never be too safe.

On that note I also value my own safety. If you end up messaging me I will ask for you to verify yourself. I don’t care if you’re verified by some mod on this subreddit or any other subreddit. I will ask for and require verification of my own. That is non negotiable, and I will end our conversation without hesitation if you aren’t willing to. I will absolutely verify myself for you as well if you ask.

So if you’d like to spend some time with me this holiday season feel free to shoot me a message whenever. If not no hard feelings, but Santa will be leaving you coal as punishment. Just kidding. Or I think so at least. I don’t know how naughty or nice you’ve been this year, and let’s be real if you’re reading this you probably lean more towards the former than the latter 😂

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy holidays if you celebrate anything else, and to all a good night :)