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My type

Hii details at the bottom - but I just want to respectfully emphasize:

• please do not respond if you don't meet ALL criteria
• please do not respond hoping to shoot your shot - - if you don't meet all criteria it's a no I promise and you'll be wasting both of our time!
• please do not respond trying to toss your hat in the ring I do not deter from these stats
• please do not respond if you are married have gf relationship you do you but not what I want to be involved with
• please do not send dick pics
• please do not message if you do not meet all of the details below!

In no way am I trying to be a b*tch, but it's frustrating to have to go through tons of messages looking for what I want when I am asking you to please not contact me if you aren't the guy I'm describing here. It saves us both time! and eliminates the possibility of you getting your hopes up, because I swear to you on my soul, if you do not meet this criteria I won't be interested, nor will I reply! :

With all that said... I'm 30F looking for a very specific guy to have some ongoing fun with. I like a beefy ex jock type. Ideally open minded and definitely respectful. I have no interest in playing with men that are married "divorcing"/dating someone thinks you're their man/etc. you do whatever you want, but I don't have the time to deal with that, sorry!

Me: 6' 150 blonde/blue 36D VERY pretty - - verified here and can FaceTime/whatever so don't come at me w fake bs pls :)

You: 5'10 , 220-250, brown eyes, 28-38. VERY SHORT HAIR barber every other week short. Facial hair must be very well manicured and not out of control. Prefer about a week or scruff tbh. partial to average/smaller D, but not going to cut someone out just over D size lol. absolutely no: long hair, tattoos, piercings, skinny, smokers, drugs, etc.

absolutely no: long hair, tattoos, piercings, skinny, smokers, drugs, etc.

When I say short hair I mean at the barber every other week. I hate long hair/unkempt hair . It must be short/ neat. please send eye color/age height/weight/hair color or I will not respond - - even if you send a pic and omit these details I will absolutely not respond as it is how I ensure I'm not wasting my time (as you can imagine I get A LOT of replies) plus sometimes you can't tell details from a pic so I would rather just have stats! when you see my face you'll understand why I'm able to be this picky :)