Hello wonderful denizens of Bostonr4r,

I would like start off by stating that while this is M4F, men you are welcome to comment and even message me. With that said I am unfortunately quite heterosexual no matter how handsome you may be( unless you are Ryan Reynolds and you want to be marry me and take away all the stress in my life so Ryan if you are reading this, I am ready ). With that out of the way I suppose I have varying levels of what I desire from this post. For starters I suppose my best case scenario is someone who eventually becomes my life partner. They check all my boxes and I check all theirs and we live happily ever after. While the lowest but still perfectly acceptable outcome of this would be I find someone who I enjoy chatting with on a day to day basis and once its more reasonable to do so we even do some day trips/activities together as good friends. Anything in between those two scenarios is also a win in my book so as you can see I am going into this with fairly open arms.

All that said a bit about me! For starters I am a huge nerd, I work in IT and generally fit a bunch of the stereotypes(ex-World of Warcraft, D&D, and the likes ). Mostly in a fun and quirky way. I tend to think I am hilarious and will likely try to flirt with self deprecating humor(should flirting feel appropriate that is). I would like to think that I am a very understanding individual. Also high key a hopeless romantic. ( if all you want to do is get drinks and go back to your place and cuddle up and watch romcoms sign me up please. ) I get along with literally anyone fairly quickly. I play host to a sort of lewd sarcastic sense of humor that can sneak out. I have a pitmix who I have owned since she was 8 weeks old. I have managed to keep alive and healthy for the past 6 years despite her younger years being spent running away from my grandmother who couldn't remember NOT to let her out. Thankfully Ellie and I have moved out on our own for a few years now and have not had that issue since.

Some stats because let’s be honest we are all human and appearances do matter and that’s okay.

Me:

29 years old

5’10” (5’11” on tinder )

245lbs I am a stocky build with a dad bod

Pale

Rocking a light ginger beard that is honestly a bit out of control at this point thanks quarantine!

Funnily enough have brown hair

Big forehead

Four eyes (I have glasses)

Here’s an incredibly boring work bathroom photo of me! https://imgur.com/a/61wttrE

Ellie:

8 years old

2'? maybe 4' if she's standing on her hind legs?

45lbs

Black coat with a white tux front

getting a bit grey in the face

large tongue

only 2 eyes

The photos you ACTUALLY wanted to see

https://imgur.com/a/zbB4zk7

https://imgur.com/a/Jk0TlFE

https://imgur.com/a/uMZ0nGe

https://imgur.com/a/6KNoL2F

If any of that interests you feel free to reach out. Thanks for taking the time to read this far!

P.S. if you reach out please have a post history of some kind, comments/posts really anything to help suggest you might not be a bot and or serial killer.