Hey,

Good day to you Reddit cock hunters. This post is from a straight (str8) guy looking for a stroke buddy. Updated on 12-Sep as I've learned a few more things since my last post ...

About me:

** I am ONLY free weekdays from 10am to 4pm as I work from home and have the place to myself. **

* I'm 5' 10", 215 lbs, athletic frame but carrying the dad weight... I really need to go back to the gym, but I'm slowly losing the weight. I'm 7" cut, white. I'm into women & big dicks. I LOVE women. I am attracted to women. I am NOT attracted to men, but I am attracted to large, or thick dicks. I honestly blame porn for crossing my wires at a young age. Speaking of porn, I have a few favorite stars: Brigitte Lahaie (retro), Skye Blue with that short tomboy haircut, and Emma Starr (from the early 2000s), but I love all porn :)

The next part of this post is based on the hundred or so interactions with other Redditors over the last year and is designed to help filter out individuals that wouldn't be a good match. It's long, but 100% accurate and will lead to a stroke session.

* Looks aren't important (face, hair), but your weight is. You should not identify as 'chubby'.

* I'm not attracted to smaller cocks (<6"), but I am turned on by thicker for what it's worth. Less than 6" is a deal-breaker unless you're a thick dude.

* You have to be clean, showered, not currently on cocaine, exhibiting full blown herpes, or warts.

* I don't trade face pics because I am married and discreet.

* I appreciate that you want to suck me off, but I'm looking for a bate buddy who's into women. Thank you though.

* I will gladly lend a hand, stroke you, play with your balls, etc. I'd love you to do the same. If you just want to stroke together with no touching, I can appreciate that limit so it's OK with me.

* If you've had this fantasy for a long time and are eager to pull the trigger, please DONT reach out to me. You WON'T pull the trigger and we will end up talking for weeks for no real purpose. I am 100% serious. No experience, please dont reach out.

* If you are currently stroking while you read this, stop stroking. Inevitably you will blow your load, and then you will log off, and I will wonder where the hell you went in the middle of our conversation, and why you couldn't exhibit enough self-control to plan a meet up where you could ACTUALLY PLAY WITH MY COCK!

* Because my attraction is solely based on your cock appearance, it's important that we exchange pictures. You can find several of my cock pics in my post history. Feel free to send yours in your opening reply. If you require more than the three pictures I've posted, its most likely because you are currently stroking your cock. See above and stop.

* I am attracted to groomed, shaven. I am NOT attracted to hairy. Hairy was a 1970s thing, and you've got to modernize your cock to stay current. Don't give up Boomers, your cocks are totally acceptable and often quite lovely, but you've gotta make an effort to trim those pubes and shave your balls. I can't be expected to use a hair roller on my couch after you've left :)

* To the sick fuck who was into barely illegal porn touting little girls with braces, you need to be on a list. Do I seriously need to explain that this is a turn-off?

* I will not invite anonymous people to my house. I will screen you to 1) make sure you're legit and match the above requirements and 2) meet you in a public place for safety. If you're normal, I can host. I'd LOVE to host. I'd LOVE to have a long-term bate buddy that wants to meet twice a month to shoot our loads. Only YOU can make that happen! Yes, YOU!

If you are currently blocked, it's because we've spoken in the past, traded pics, and we aren't a good match. It isn't personal. I probably wasn't clearer in my past posts, so I blocked you to ensure that I don't waste your time again.

Thanks for reading this far. Hopefully you can tell from this post that I'm legit, and I just ask that you be too.