Hey,

Good day to you Reddit cock hunters. This post is from a straight (str8) guy looking for a stroke buddy.

About me:

*I'm 5' 10", 215 lbs, athletic frame but carrying the dad weight... I really need to go back to the gym, sigh. I'm 7" cut, white. I'm into women & big dicks. I LOVE women. I am attracted to women. I am NOT attracted to men, but I am attracted to large, or thick dicks. I honestly blame porn for crossing my wires at a young age. Speaking of porn, I have a few favorite stars: Brigitte Lahaie (retro), Skye Blue with that short tomboy haircut, and Emma Starr (from the early 2000s).

The next part of this post is based on the hundred or so interactions with other Redditors over the last year and is designed to help filter out individuals that wouldn't be a good match. It's long, but 100% accurate and will lead to a stroke session.

* Looks aren't important (face, hair).

* You have to be clean, showered, not currently on cocaine, exhibiting full blown herpes, or warts, and should not identify as 'chubby'.

* I'm not attracted to smaller cocks (<6"), but I am turned on by thicker for what it's worth. Less than 6" is a deal-breaker.

* I don't trade face pics because I am married and discreet.

* I appreciate that you want to suck me off, but I'm looking for a bate buddy who's into women. Thank you though.

* I will gladly lend a hand, stroke you, play with your balls, etc. I'd love you to do the same. If you just want to stroke together with no touching, I can appreciate that limit so it's OK with me.

* If you've had this fantasy for a long time and are eager to pull the trigger, please DONT reach out to me. You WON'T pull the trigger and we will end up talking for weeks for no real purpose. I am 100% serious. No experience, please dont reach out.

* Because my attraction is solely based on your cock appearance, it's important that we exchange pictures. In fact, you can find several of my cock pics in my post history.

* I am attracted to groomed, shaven.

* I will not invite anonymous people to my house. I will screen you to 1) make sure you're legit and match the above requirements and 2) meet you in a public place for safety. If you're normal, I can host.

If you are currently blocked, it's because we've spoken in the past, traded pics, and we aren't a good match. It isn't personal. I probably wasn't clearer in my past posts, so I blocked you to ensure that I don't waste your time again.

I am usually free weekdays from 10am to 4pm and work from home. Thanks for reading this far!!!