Um, I feel a little bit like Little Red Riding Hood wandering into the woods here. But this is the only sub that's remotely local to me, so I have to try, right?

...so, hi. I'm not looking to join you in your threesome or your bipolyamorythirdwheeltriad. If you tell me you're Dom I'm going to assume you mean Dom DeLuise and start fangirling about your work in all of those old Don Bluth movies. And meeting you in your sketchy hotel room for "fun" is not my thing unless by some remote chance you mean you want me to bring the password for my Disney subscription and Uno. And this isn't Uber Eats but for sex where you order me from Reddit and have me delivered to your door.

But hey, I'm a real woman, so that has to count for something around here? 😄

So here's a little bit about me if you're curious. And even if you're not curious I'm still going to monologue anyway.

First of all, I live in western MA, so I'm not super close to Boston. I'm an Irish/Italian straight white female, divorced and I don't have any kids. I look younger than my age, at least according to most people who meet me-- maybe they're just being polite though, you never can tell 🤷‍♀️ I have no tattoos and only my ears are pierced, but I don't have a problem with you having piercings/tattoos, I just have this thing where I don't think it's befitting of a lady to have such things 😇 I'm super affectionate, and I love to kiss and cuddle.

However (and there is always a however).

My however is that I'm not Instagram model level beautiful. I'm not overweight, and I have a decent body. So I think I'm at least passably cute if maybe in an unconventional way. But if you go into this thinking I'm unattractive, then maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised instead of ghosting me when you see my picture?

I'm a bit of a hippie chick, so I'm very into health and fitness, getting outside and letting nature heal you and that kind of thing. I don't drink or smoke or do any other type of drug-- not even caffeine, because I'm just hardcore like that 😝 I also recently started getting into the burner (Burning Man) community and it has already become my home. I should also mention that I'm deaf/hard of hearing, but I do know how to speak and I only know a little bit of ASL. I'm an artist and a writer, trying to break into graphic novels at the moment. I'm also an animal lover, so if you have pets, I will love you long time.

My Christian faith is important to me, but I'm not your stereotypical Christian conservative Republican type. Like, I don't hate gay people just for existing, I didn't vote for Donald Trump, I'm not anti-abortion or anything like that. I'm more spiritual and liberal with my faith, and I mix it with some Eastern beliefs like meditation and mindfulness and that kind of thing.

I'm open to dating someone younger than me, and I actually tend to like and attract younger guys. I'm no cougar (although I am a bit of a tiger 🐯) but if you are in your 30's, please feel free to say hi. My ideal type is not so much tall dark and handsome as cute little blonde or redhead. Seriously, short guys are my favorite (I'm only 4'10" so you will still be tall to me 😘) I also love long hair and beards more than I should probably admit.

As you can see I like to write long thoughtful messages, so I would love to get those kinds of messages from you. Like, longer letter style messages we can each look forward to receiving every day.

All I ask is that you don't eat me, you Big Bad Wolves of Boston R4R.