Hey! I'm a weirdo. It's cool, I've come to terms with it.

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I've spent most of my adult life pursuing weird kinky adventures. Going to gay sex parties, getting fisted by weird queers at fetish conventions, exploring cuckold play with past girlfriends who shall not be named, having anonymous hook ups while cross dressed in a parting lot, all the usual stuff. It's been great! Often scary, often thrilling, I used to have a lot of shame and fear about it but I've kind of come to terms with myself. I've also had a rich social life, I've made a bunch of friends, fucked some of them, man, oh man what a life.

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I'm also the kind of person to over intellectualize everything, to look back into my past and think about all the weird things that happened to me to make me such a strange fucked up queer weirdo to this day. It's not that I don't want to be me, or anything, I'm just well aware that this isn't like... standard operating procedure.

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So anyway, I'm looking for sort of a partner in crime in all this. Ideally, I'm looking for someone interested in getting to know me on a profoundly personal level, someone who can keep up their end of a conversation in text form, but who is as jaded and fucked up as me enough to open up about stuff. don't get me wrong, I'm not expecting that on day one we already confess all the deep dark stuff, but i'm looking for someone who likes to get there.

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i'm also looking for that person to be open to weird, kinky play. ideally, someone who is interested in eventually and occasionally (or if things go well, very often) meeting up in person. we can sign each other up to fulfill our weirdest grossest kinks for each other in an almost transactional way, really get our hooks into each other and make our strange fantasies a reality. or hey, just have pretty normal sex while knowing that we accept each other for all our weird shit.

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let's look at pictures of your ex girlfriend while i suck your dick. let's talk about your quincinera while i taste your pussy. lets finally play out that scene where you sit on my face while eating birthday cake and wearing one of those little hats. let's play truth or dare via text until one of us is wearing panties behind a dumpster and giving a peace sign while ball gagged and taking a picture of it. let me be that person who finally gets their whole hand inside you. let me cover your entire face with spit while grinding a vibrator against your clit. let's trade chastity keys for a weekend. let's get beers afterward.

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i'm 35, i'm a cis man who often cross dresses and has a sissy identity. i'm tall, slim-ish (my body shape seems to change with my mood but I try to be mindful of it and work on it) and a pretty normal guy, outside of all the weird perversions. i don't put on a lot of heat or pressure and it's a goal of mine not to be creepy or possessive. I'm in an open relationship and can't offer any kind of exclusivity but i don't expect it, either. i might disappear for a few days when i'm not horny and come back when i am, you can do that too.

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if you're even vaguely intrigued, send me a message! i don't expect commitment off the bat.