Hey There! TLDR: experienced, good-looking, busy professional ISO fun, romance, and satisfying you. Discreet only.

I’m a pleaser, almost to a fault. Almost. I thrive on teasing and pleasing my partner and years of practice has made me great at it (ASK).

Clean cut, attractive, professional, ex military, 5’10, successful and I take care of my appearance. You should too.

I work hard all week so love to play harder (see what I did there?)

Married with kids - dead bedroom has brought me here again. Had an AP before so I know the logistics, what to do, and what not to do. I know where to go and how to flirt discreetly how how to have “better than truck” fun. (I need more than handies at the Walgreens parking lot - I hope you do too!)

Aside from having a rabid and creative sex drive (ask me😉), I’m also emotionally intelligent, sensitive but firm. Generally, I’m a kind, caring person who likes to have fun. I like to listen more than talk but good at both.

I’m told I smell and taste good. Not that I’d really know (if I did, I’d probably never leave the house lol).

I want to crave you. I want to turn you on all week so our time together is full of sparks and laughter. I want something ongoing. I like to keep in touch. Sex is better with better connection and better sex makes for better connection.

I enjoy great company, extroverts, beer, red wine, fantastic food, hikes, all kinds of music, football and appreciate wildly inappropriate humor.

OUR FIRST MEETUP: Dive bar off the beaten path. Dark corner where we can talk, snack, and people watch. And whatever else we find fun.

AFTERWARDS : I keep in touch, I’m attentive, and making plans with you when our schedules align. Rinse (off) and repeat.

You: I don’t really have a type. You’re outgoing, fun, you like the way you look and you’re clean (sorry - was lucky enough to find a knockout once, but she smelled. I didn’t realize it until we were naked. FML. Please not again). And you have some time to hang out and let your hair down with me.

So, I’m experienced people person who knows how to treat a lady and how to treat a woman.

Now let me buy you a drank. (Now that song’s stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You’re welcome.)