Now I know you sleeve your cards so your board games don't get pregnant. I myself however, do not sleeve my cards, and I put it to you that none of my board games have ever been pregnant no matter how often I fuck them. Some say that I am barren. I put it to you that I am as virile as any of you, and that it is not actually possible for a man to inseminate a board game.

I challenge you, any of you, to produce a board game which you have specifically insulated against your mighty gametes which nevertheless is now with child despite your innumerable microns of protection, proving that I am wrong. You cannot! Because your countermeasures are as hopeless as your semen.