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First Night of the Immortals Inc League
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Hello Sports fans and welcome to the highlight show of the IIL Today's Highlights feature a match between the Block Bay Beardies and The Swamp Rats as well as a fiercely contested Match Between the Hankazons and BunchaDedGuyz. The initial match saw a line up of BunchaDedGuyz ready to recieve the kick! Some Fierce violent interference lead to a break in the Amazon line allowing the BDG Werewolf a chance at the endzone. After an extreme bit of Scampering by this lone Pup a Touchdown was had! The replay shows he dodged no less than Two Amazons on the way to the end zone. Brilliant work by the BDG side! On the next Drive The Zons were looking for a bit of revenge and decided to take it out on the wights! I'm sure I saw an ice pick flash at some point but the referee ignored it and despite the best efforts of Necromancer I.C. Dedguyz there was no return for the BDG blitzer. An extended cage attempt left Our young werewolf no choice but to try to chase that ball! Despite his best efforts the Zons craftily tripped him up before leading to an extended Cage rolling Score. A scrum at midfield found both sides confused as to the workings of the clock and we end the game in a 1-1 tie. Look for a rivalry to be sparked from the outcome of this one!

Into the swamps we go as the stubby little legs of the the Block Bay Beardies carried them into the Mudpit. Speed was the name of the game as Rookie Gutter Runner Speedy capitalized on Early Dwarf mistakes to find himself in the endzone for an early score despite kicking to the Beardie side. On the second Kickoff RUnner Zeke Wundebar found a group of his friends and bashed their way down the pitch knocking out no less than 4 rats on the drive . The first half ended with the score even at 1. An early kickoff found the rats down 2 men as the Beardies looked to squash any chance of a Squeaky score. Speedy was not to be denied as he wiggled his way down the field and caught the ball despite being marked by two Dwarven Blockers! The game was now 2-1 for the rats leaving the Beardies 6 turns to even the game. Sensing a lack of defensive answers the Dwarves turned to what they knew best. Breaking Rats on Offense! an extended 6 turn grind found the BBB tied and Runner Zeke Matching Speedy's two TD Effort. SO the good news for all the fans Everyone is in First Place. Supporters however were disheartened to hear that they were also in all in last place. Let's hope these coaches can get their acts together and work out a winner next week! Until next time I'm Mercutioh for Cabalvision Cleveland! Stay Thirsty My Friends!

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