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Dating tips for straight women, how to avoid dating bisexual men (humor)
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The majority of straight women say they will never date a bisexual man. But the truth of the matter is that if they have had several boyfriends then there is a high probability they already have dated a bisexual man without realizing it. They may have already married one. So for those women who would rather not here is some advice from a confirmed bisexual man on how not to date bisexual men.

  1. If out on a date and you think it might lead to something ask your date "Are you bisexual?" If they say yes then feel free to viciously reject him for all the wrong reasons.
  2. If the answer is "No" follow up with "Are you sure you are not bisexual?" If they say no, again reject them.
  3. If they say yes ask them "Are you sure? Have you tried it just to be sure?" If they say yes then they are obviously bisexual as no straight man would do anything like that.
  4. If they say no ask "Well how do you know then? Are you sure you are not just in denial or repressed?" If they say no then reject them.
  5. If they say yes then ask them for the names and phone numbers of any prior girlfriends to help you vet him. If he said he doesn't have any he is obviously bi or gay and so you should reject him.
  6. Now remember that bisexuals can be fluid. So even if he passes all the tests above he might just go bi on you at anytime. So on every date you should repeat the process. If you are married asking your husband these questions several times a week will give you peace of mind. It will help your husband's self esteem and self confidence to where he doesn't need to sleep in the same bed as you. You get the bed, he gets the spare room.

In this way a straight woman ensure that she never ever dates a bi man. Added bonuses are lowered birth control costs and living in a house by yourself.

For my next dating tip I will be advising lesbians and gay men on how not to date bisexuals.

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