Literally none of my friends, all straight, would give a shit, and I'm not out to anyone else.

He worked there and he was unloading produce and Jesus Christ. Easily 6'4", lean but broad-shouldered, prolly early 20s (I'm mid 20s, so not too much of a creeper), perfectly-styled hair that was a little long on top like you'd find on a model on a magazine cover, and the most handsome fucking face I may have ever seen in my life. Not that like chisel-y, jawbone gonna poke you in the eye handsome...just, ugh I dunno. Normal handsome. Gorgeous? You know. You know what I mean, reader.

He was literally in grocery worker attire, those like comfy sweat pants and a fleece sweater with the zipper at the top, but damn was he wearing the hell out of those nondescript clothes. 😮‍💨

I was like, "please be gay or bisexual." Even if I couldn't get with him, it's just nice to imagine lol.

Thanks for letting me share. Vent about your hot neighbourhood guys or girls that no one else cares about down below. ⬇️ We all get it.