How the hell do I pick a strap-on harness that is actually comfortable and practical to wear? I can't imagine a leather strap being anything but sensory hell, it's stiff and has rough edges, and zero give or elasticity, so it either buries into your body or hangs loose, because these things don't tend to be tailor-made. I could be 100% wrong, but I can't afford the price just to find out.

I'm currently equipped with a pair of packing boxers, that also support strap wear. But the dick keeps escaping me, and I'd like to feel at least a little connected to it when I'm having sex with my partner. Mostly because how on earth do I even know what I'm doing if it's just hanging by the cloth of my pants? I'm already terrified I'm going to poke a hole in them (partner), since the toy itself will give me no feedback on angle or positioning. (Science, just give me a goddamn dick already.)

I do not want to have any form of penetration on myself, so feeldoes are out of the question.

Do I have to use skin glue to put a pack-and-play on me just to have sex conveniently? How do I navigate this, LOL.