I know—“what the hell is this guy talking about? Halloween ideas my ass!”— well as it just so happens that’s exactly it. I would love to go to a place where I could dress as the sword in the stone. I’d body paint my legs and back to look like moss covered granite and I’d carry a dildo with a sword hilt attached to make it look like a sword when fully and properly inserted in the stone. Obviously the venue would have to be a sex club or private sex party but imagine, starting with who can pull the sword from the stone and ending up with who can put the biggest sword into the stone. Just another one of my many bisexual fantasies. Thoughts? Good costume idea or a what the hell are you thinking idea.