Everyone:

I asked ChatGPT to generate a TV script for a parody of those late night lawyer ads you often see here in the United States about defective drugs or medical devices or other products. Something along the lines of “if you or someone you know, recently took this medication or use this thing And suffered these really nasty consequences. Call our lawyers at 1-800-our-bad that’s 1-800-our/bad you could be entitled to a large cash award. I am a Non attorney spokes.” Things of that nature and this is what it came up with.

If you need an example of these ads if you’re not familiar here’s a playlist of them: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnQLAK-zGZzABe3_Dl1hHLiwLuXbNkyHX&si=g6NmOIjVSpKXNY_Q

🎙️ Are you tired of dealing with limbs you never asked for? Do you find yourself stumbling through life, tripping over arms and legs you never wanted in the first place? Well, fear not! It's time for action, and we're here to help.

👤 [Spokesperson] Hello, fellow humans! Have you ever felt burdened by the unnecessary limbs provided by a higher power? You're not alone. I'm here to talk to you about a groundbreaking class action lawsuit against the Almighty Himself.

📆 [On-screen text] Legal Deadlines Exist – Act Now!

👤 [Spokesperson] That's right, we're taking the ultimate fight to the divine courtroom, advocating for those who want a little less baggage in life. It's time to reclaim control over your limbs – or lack thereof.

💼 [Lawyer] I'm Attorney John Justice, and we're assembling a legal dream team to tackle this celestial challenge. We'll fight for your right to choose the number of arms and legs you want.

📞 [On-screen text] Call 1-800-LIMB-LAWS to Join the Lawsuit

💼 [Lawyer] This is a class action lawsuit, and we won't rest until every dissatisfied soul is heard. Act now, because legal deadlines exist, and you don't want to miss your chance to be a part of history.

🎥 [Cut to dramatized scenes of people struggling with excess limbs]

👤 [Spokesperson] Our team is committed to making sure you have the freedom to move through life exactly how you want. No more tripping over unwanted limbs, no more awkward handshakes. Take control of your destiny!

🌐 [On-screen text] www.LimbLawsuit.com

👤 [Spokesperson] Visit LimbLawsuit.com to learn more about our fight for limb liberation. Don't let divine decisions dictate your physical destiny – join us, and let's take this to the heavens!

📆 [On-screen text] Legal Deadlines Exist – Call Now!

👤 [Spokesperson] Remember, I am a non-deity spokesperson, and we're here to represent you in this cosmic courtroom battle. Call 1-800-LIMB-LAWS. Together, we'll shape a future where you have the limbs you truly desire. 🌌 #LimbLawsuit 

What do you think of ChatGPT’s attempt at writing a parody of that ad format? Would you call the number and get in on that class action law suit?