For the first time tonight, I had my first girl who had trouble taking me. I’m big on foreplay, so I’ve always chalked up my record of never having a girl not be able to take me up to making sure she’s properly warmed up.

But tonight, when I went down on this new partner, I could feel how very very small she was, especially when I slipped a finger inside. I knew getting my 8”x6” inside would be tough. She had some discomfort when we tried, so I went down on her some more. Really took my time. Eventually she was able to take me (not quite all of my length, but the girth was the main issue) and we had a good time. But wow, I really just thought y’all were just ramming your cocks in without any foreplay.

On a side note, I also used large-size condoms for the first time today and god, what a difference they made! Honestly thought that all condoms were actually the same size and it was just an evil corporate marketing trick to try to convince men they needed larger condoms for their clearly enormous dicks. Usually it takes me forever to roll a condom down because of how tight it is; this was comfortable and quick and made for a very pleasurable experience.

Sorry for not believing you, boys.