I don’t necessarily want this to be a humble brag, but sometimes I feel guilty about having a big dick. As someone who actually “ likes and feels comfortable in his size” I often have friends make comments about feeling small, but they’ll do it in a jokey way. Another friend will say “We may be average sized but at least we have good jobs” and I’ll just laugh.

My friends always have horror stories about their dick fears, about fucking with the lights off so she can’t see it. And I just feel the opposite. I love my penis I guess, but i also feel guilty. Like I’m living some kind of desired life. So I keep it a secret.

Does anyone relate?