So I will admit it, I jerk off a good amount, I have a high sex drive yada yada. And whenever I go at it I usually do it in my dorm room and watch porn on my laptop. My roommate, bless his heart, does not give that long of a grace period between knocking on the the door and then opening and coming in. There have been points where I have heard the door knock and I scramble to shove my member back inside my pants but one thing goes wrong and it doesn't quite fit all the way and I have to just hid my waist under my desk so he doesn't see. I have had some ridiculously close calls, one with my dick actually still out, just under the desk.

First time posting to this sub and I hope you all enjoy the a story of my many blunders.