I went to my favorite bar where I got kicked out previously for wearing shorts that were too thin and too short (the print was OUTSTANDING). This time I wore some shorts that weren't as short (comes just above the knee) but they were gray, tight, & size small. I bought them from Target, but interestingly Target isn't selling them anymore.

In addition to getting extra attention from the women bartenders (the bar was crowded as the local college football team just won a major victory so this was quite unusual), as I was leaving one of the bar backs said "Aye yo, next time leave some to the imagination". My print was crazy last night.

Men check out bulges too.