Hey guys, I see a lot of posts here asking how to hide your bulge in the gym etc. I know those are 99% larpers but I'm essentially asking the opposite question. I'm fat so I haven't gotten a lot of play recently. My dick is fat, too, though. When I was skinny it was a solid 8" x 6.5 nbp" (no exaggeration) and now that I'm fat it's just about 7" but nearly 8" bp.

I feel like I kind of have things covered on the personality front and I'm a pretty well-rounded and interesting guy (ignore the post I made on r/datahoarders earlier about the best way to hide 3tb of porn and just the whole goon account in general)

Physically, I'm working on it, but in the meantime I'm just not slamming ass like I used to. I'm thinking I could effectively market myself to size queens, if I could just find a subtle, non-creepy way to let em know. I have like size 14 feet and I'm pretty tall so maybe they already know? Idk, ladies feel free to chime in as well. How we letting them know that we packed extra dick?