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The Confessions of a Modestly-Endowed Lothario
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Hello well-endowed gentlemen and size queens! I wanted to write a post regarding how "the other half" lives in the hopes that you fine hungsters could see things from a different perspective and possibly understand where these insecurities come from. I'm somewhat below average, but have had a fairly successful sex life, so I think I have a well-developed understanding of how women treat those of us who didn't win the genetic lottery.

I apologize in advance for the length - something we're both probably experienced with for different reasons, lol. I hope my exploits prove enlightening!

  • LOSS OF VIRGINITY/FIRST SEVERAL PARTNERS: I lost my virginity at 15 and slept with three partners over the next year. No complaints - or even comments - regarding size.
  • FIRST GIRLFRIEND: Told me I was the smallest of the roughly dozen partners she had experienced, but we still dated for a year and a half. She also told me I was the best she had experienced, and was interested in marriage, but it was high school so that freaked me out. I broke up with her.
  • FIRST SINGLE PERIOD: Slept with roughly 15-20 women, mostly one night stands but a few FWBs mixed in there. No comments or complaints, and I usually got callbacks (but didn't always follow up on them).
  • GREEK CHORUS, PART ONE: During this time, I had a friend with a micropenis (according to multiple women he slept with who knew me but did not know each other). He actually slept around quite a bit, but according to his partners was not a great lay owing to his size.
  • SECOND GIRLFRIEND: Said I was the smallest she had been with and cheated on me with a man who she later admitted was much larger despite repeatedly insisting that size doesn't matter. I broke up with her.
  • SECOND SINGLE PERIOD: Slept with roughly five or so women. One of them told me I was "big(?), but not too big". Although clearly lying about my size, she expressed interest in a relationship and seemed to be extremely attracted to me.
  • SECOND GIRLFRIEND (PART DEUX): I got back with the cheater (I know, I know). We dated for several more years, during which she took great pains to constantly praise my dick and give me daily HJs/BJs. I broke up with her again due to personal problems, and she mocked my size on social media but later cheated on her new bf with me (I didn't know she was in a relationship at the time).
  • THIRD SINGLE PERIOD: Slept with roughly 10-15 women, mostly FWBs with a few one night stands. One of the one-night stands was clearly unsatisfied with my size, but the rest seemed satisfied. One girl memorably referred to herself as a size queen and said bigger is generally better, but isn't worth the pain when it comes to LTRs and FWBs.
  • GREEK CHORUS, PART TWO: Was drinking with half a dozen female friends who began discussing penis size. They were extremely excited by the idea of big dicks, and two of them expressed a clear preference for big ones. The rest were less explicit, but seemed to agree.
  • THIRD GIRLFRIEND: Dated for a few months. Said she found big dicks extremely attractive, but not necessarily better in bed. Also expressed interest in marriage, which caused me to break up with her so she could find someone ready for that.
  • FOURTH SINGLE PERIOD: Slept with two women, both of whom became attached and ended up fistfighting over me. No memorable discussions of size, but both were very satisfied with the sex.
  • CURRENT GIRLFRIEND: Been dating for about two weeks, sleeping together for about two months. Says i'm the biggest shes ever been with. Yeahhhh......sure, lol.

Well, there you have it! I hope this post has proven helpful in showing how partners view and describe size. Having a large number of partners hasn't gotten rid of my insecurities, but I think it has left me with a more nuanced perspective than many are privy to.

So, how would you feel if you were in my shoes? Has my bawdy tale impacted the way you view size?

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Man are they that toxic? I’ve seen mentions of them but never been there

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Damn. Just a place for self loathing

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