Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than happy with what I’ve got, but every now and then I catch myself imagining how much easier situations would be if I weren’t so… much. Embarrassing bulges at school? Not if it was smaller. Touching the toilet water at a public restroom and assuming I just got aids? Not if I had an inch or two less. Trying to wear tight jeans AND sit at the same time? Nope. And as much as it does come in handy with the girls, I’ve always gotta have a gallon of lube and 20 mins to ease in. I guess I’m probably not the first guy to wish it could just be whatever size was convenient at the moment, but I do wish I could know what a bj feels like minus the teeth marks.