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I'm going full villain
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This is a rant. The TL;DR is I'm hella tired of sacrificing my own comfort so the people around me won't feel bad.

How did I get to that conclusion? You see, I'm a realtor living in a tropical county. I have been using compression underwear ever since I was 13. That was 20 years ago.

Yesterday, I was working close to the beach. Full suit and all, under a 42°C (around 108°F) scorching sun, thermic sensation around 50°C/122°F. If you ever used compression underwear, you know most of them are made of polyester for ease of breathing. What they don't tell you is that if your balls sweat more than a pig before slaughter, breathable materials mean nothing. Humidity was so, so bad, no amount of sweating and air conditioning really mattered anymore.

I've endured the sun while presenting houses to my client for 3 hours. It was so, so uncomfortable, I could almost feel my balls cooking through the fabric. After that, I went for a swim, then went home. And even as I laid there, completely naked, it still felt like cock and ball hell.

Weather didn't change much today, but I decided to go for a pouch I had in my drawer, but rarely use, since it gives me a mega bulge which gets visible no matter what I'm wearing. And holy shit, it's SO fucking comfortable. It's pretty airy, by dick doesn't feel like it's being flattened against my skin, by balls stay in place even though they're not compressed to the nth potency. I feel like a person, for once.

On my way to work, I received a shit ton of stares, from random people to co-workers. And J just decided I don't care anymore. I'm gonna wear what makes me comfortable. I don't care if people are staring, I don't care if your teenage daughter is watching, I don't care if the other guys are gonna feel inferior, or if their significant others are staring.

All my underwear will be pouch from now on. I'm releasing the bulge beast. No more being overly conscious of everything I do, or everything I wear. So what if my dick is big? Imma literally Bully Maguire dance and give a dickful view to anyone who complains from now on. Fuck it. I'm over that shit.

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