Do you know what I really love about men? I love theirability to effortlessly open jars and how they can reach stuff on the topshelf. And, let's not forget that magical ability to do stuff to me in thebedroom that I can't do to myself. I'll have to admit that the last part is whyI'm here. But you might have figured that already, didn't you? ;)

Now, the thing is I really love a girthy/thick dick. I don't care about the length at all, just girth. That's where the pleasure is tobe found. I also own a fucking machine, so giving myself a big dicking is easy. But... if you can combine that thick cock with oral skills... well, now we might be able to have a lot of fun and share loads of pleasure together.

I’m looking for someone who:  

• Your girth is 16 cm (6,2 inches, measure around your dick. Put a piece of string around it and compare the string to a ruler of you don't have something to measure with) or above, and you can prove this. No exceptions. Your length doesn't interest me. Neither does your lack of complaints from previous partners. I love guys who don't waste my time, because I'm trying to make sure I spend it well. Hopefully that will be with you :) 
• You like BIG girls. I've got a big ass, stomach andtights and all of that. I'm cute, can carry a conversation about most topicsand a better fit for ass-men than boob-men. I'm comfortable in my own body, and I don't share it with people who don't appreciate it as it is.
• You love giving oral. I love giving too, and I'd like someone who wants to share and not just take pleasure. I like taking care of my partner sexually and always love exploring new ways of giving him pleasure.· You're clean and shower before sex. I'm the same,obviously. I'm always clean shaven.·  I work better with men who's got a sensual sexual style, but I like variety sexually. I'm currently learning tantra and always growing and exploring sexually. Bring on your kinks, I'm likely to accept them and embrace them as long as you're not hurting someone or yourself :)
• You don't have prior convictions for sexual assault,murder, violent crimes, rape or anything like that. And, you don't have people who are under the impression that you've done those things in the past (even though you claim to be innocent or whatever). I'm not too concerned, but I prefer not being turned into a skin suit. It's just common sense, really.
  

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And, let's cover the boring requirements:·

•  You're frequently tested, have a recent test and noherpes/genital warts, etc. I only play safe and expect the same of a FWB. I'mclean and have been tested recently, and want to keep it that way.· Condoms are not just something you're comfortablewith, but something you insist on. I'll never consent to penetration without condoms unless we're seeing each other regularly and have made another arrangement. Don't even bother if that's important to you.· 
• You know I'm not porn hub and don't expect me to do alot of sexting before meeting up. I'd like to get to know you sexually, but I've got stuff I need to do. I don't do nudes and I'm looking for real life fun with someone who is serious about meeting up, not pen-pals.
• You're in or close to the cities described and serious about meeting up. Normandy area is also fine. I'm not in Dublin or Paris at the moment, but I travel there every 6 weeks or so. Next trip to Dublin is very soon.

I like having a good, sexual connection over time.Let's be honest, you can't really bring out all your kinks the first time with someone without risk scaring them off. So, do you think you might be the FWB I'm looking for and you're looking for someone you can see over time if it works out? Then might be able to explore and have loads of fun together :)

PS. If you copy the post and let me know which boxes you tick, it would save me loads of time and make you really stand out. I don't have much time before my next trip to Ireland, so hoping to get to know you before then :)