I've never used a bidet before but I've been interested in it for quite a while. I've got twin 3-year-old that are learning to use the potty and my wife has abandoned her motherly duties. She also decided to spend every penny we had I'm assuming on drugs but that's another story. So I'm currently looking for work and trying to get them all the attention they require. Anyway I need suggestions for the absolute cheapest bidet that a seasoned bidet veteran's butthole wouldn't be offended if used. I'll be ordering from Amazon, I've done some research but I've never used one and don't know anyone who has so I'm pretty much in the dark on which features are must haves and not so important. Absolute max I can spend is $200. Anything cheaper would be a welcome revelation but I do need something that will last and be comfortable. I've got 3 butts to clean now and I can't afford anything but sandpaper so it's time to take the plunge and upgrade my baby's to bidet.

Anyone in need of a structural steel building, any size any where, residential or commercial I'd happily construct and bid at very competitive prices, my company is a LLC out of Oklahoma fully insured.

TL;DR Best bidet on Amazon under $200?