Exactly as advertised on the tin. So hopefully this helps get rid of those pesky Redditors who like to ghost as soon as they see how much melanin I'm packing.😉

Anyway, I'm looking pretty much for what I said in the title. A couple that enjoys inviting over and sharing a well hung, respectful guy. I love being the center of attention, but also enjoy switching the focus to either of you two.

Find I get along best with those I can get to know a bit beforehand, and establish chemistry and vibes with. I like being able to have as much fun getting acquainted over drinks as I do getting acquainted while getting lost in a sweaty pile of fun :). But if the initial chemistry is just that strong and we're all comfortable, we can jump right into things too.

DO get in touch if

1. you're open minded

2. kinky/kink friendly

3. not prone to axe/machete murdering

4. are perfectly happy leaving my kidneys exactly where they are

5. you're between 22 and 38 (can bend this a bit, but prob not a lot)

6. in your opinion, 3sum=yum

7. you're familiar with consent, safety and respect, as well as knowing how to draw the line between fantasy and reality, and treat your play partner(s) like human beings

DON'T get in touch if

1. you have to get super drunk/high to relax your inhibitions enough to do this. Not looking for straight edge necessarily, but playing with a partner(s) too wasted to be coherent, coordinated or remember what we did the next day doesn't do it for me

2. you have race-related/race play fetishes about black guys, or you're prone to refer to me as a body part and not a person (BIG FUCKING "NO"). Some black guys are into/okay with this; I am NOT one of them

3. you're constantly taking a bunch of pics/vids throughout, or if one of you (usually the guy) wants to play porn director and control my every move/position. Just...no. Please

4. you're not actually a local couple or single lady, and you're just getting in touch to sext/chat (this includes other single dudes). Appreciate the interest if this is you, but I'm posting this in the hope of making an actual face-to-face connection. Please respect that

Sorry for the negative, mini-rant above. But the things above are dealbreakers, and I'd rather be a dick here than be one in my DMs. Hopefully you understand.

I'm also open to a single lady who would enjoy having a bi guy for a playmate, with the possibility of us inviting a partner/couple to play down the road if we have that chemistry ourselves. Bi 3sum=yum, as mentioned above, but a bi 4sum where all four of us are game to play all with each other is still on my bucket list, and I'd love to make this happen with the right people. Do you think you qualify as "right people"? Then by all means, apply within! :)