So I've started going out with a coworker pretty often. She's 8 years younger than me, fit, sexy, stacked, the whole package. And at first, it bothered me when she got attention and I didnt. Or when she got free drinks and they only bought me one because I was with her. But last night I realized this is exactly how it should be. And I should thank her for allowing me in her presence. I should feel lucky that such a pretty girl wants me around at all. Me not getting second looks or drink offers is just a reminder of how inferior I really am. She also has me do things for her like hold her purse or get her a new drink and I honestly love being her simp 🤭 So when I got home, I rubbed my needy cunt to the simple fact that I am a fat, sloppy, beta pig.

Anyways, that's all. Thanks for reading. 🐷