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So I called the guy who will occasionally blow my ass out and begged him to fuck my asshole or mouth. All day I begged he said he was fucking a superior cunt and maybe once she has to go he would call me. I immediately went cock cunt hungry hog and couldnāt stop drooling I knew the superior and sheās older then me and always making fun of him for hanging out with me not his typical perfect superior but of course better holes. Heās previously let me blow him while watching her snaps of her juicy cunt. Itās a perfect pink pussy with the perfect amount of pink pussy lip protruding out with a tight hole and set of natural bouncy dd tits. With very little sag to them. He said before her cunt juices taste like pure honey. So all day at work I kept finding myself humping the toilet with my rotten beef pussy lips wrapped around the side of the toilet drooling on myself looking at her face book pictures imagining how much he was enjoying her holes.
Got out of work and just stared at my phone waiting. My gross cunt had drenched my pants and was really smelling like a trout farm. Thatās when I finally got the text. He said I could come over but (he has a long drive way not close to street) that I needed to come in naked and ready to service. I couldnāt contain myself. Roast beef was getting to clean dirty cock. He then told me he told her about me (sheās in our friend group and I was immediately embarrassed because this friend group doesnāt know what a nasty hog I am) but he said he told her about my rotten cunt and how I gross men and woman out and that Iām just a trash hog who gets desperate to be treated like trash, get my asshole blown out, and worship superiors in all way and he told her it would be funny for her to see me like a hog. So I over ridden by excitement quickly forgot about my embarrassment and obliged to his request.
I walked in to the immediate scent of that honey pussy juice he was talking about. And my hog mind took over. I was already drooling. I opened the door and he had her facing away from him with his cock up her ass and I could just see her perfect tits bouncing as she screamed with pleasure. I could see her pink cunt swollen from taking cock and slightly gaped and see his amazing cock just going in and out of her asshole as she bounced.
He said āRoast Beef get on all fours and get the fuck in my closet and hump my shoes while I enjoy a real woman. That hogs didnāt earn the privilege to see a real woman take a dickā Iām immediately listened. Crawled over hoping making some of her wet cunt has splashed juice on the floor or on me as I crawled by. She was in disbelief how fucking nasty I really am and they both laughed. I went into the closet and started humping his shoe and found her heel I was sucking on that. I got carried away hearing them fuck and humping that the hog started oinking out loud and grunting like the pig I am. She heard me and said āSo You weirdo Roast Beef has no guy really eaten you out before because this guy here ate my pussy all day?ā And I told her anytime I think Iām close to the possibility they see and smell my saggy cunt and get grossed out. She said she thought she could smell my trout farm from out there and demanded I clean his shoes with my tongue. So no nasty pig juice gets stuck on them. Of course I did.
I then heard him tell her āwatch this itās hilarious- Roast Beef do you want me to make her perfect cunt squirt with my cock up her ass? I begged and begged for him to. He responded telling me to get the fuck out there then but i canāt watch. I briefly saw his hand reach around and he started finger fucking her cunt while I drooled to the sloshing noises. He told me to get underneath and clean it off the floor. I went immediately slurping any juice I could find. As I had my head down rubbing my face in all the liquid I got a splash more I thanked her so much and thanked him and I sucked the nectar off the floor like a sloppy hog who just got chocolate. He then told me if I donāt miss a spot I can clean her asshole off his cock after he came. But first I needed to show her my beef kebob cunt and she said lay on your back and spread your legs and air hump like how you would if I could ever get a real cock. So they could laugh. I pulled my legs back and started ferociously airhumping like a stupid idiot but I loved it. She told me not stop until he cums. He began grunting saying roast beef a man will never cum like this for you now get your trash mouth over here and devour my cock before I go soft looking at you. I jumped up and sucked that cock like it was my last meal. Sucking all her ass juice. Everytime I got air I would thank them. And then wiped his cock and balls all over my face like it was a prize until the dick went limp. Even then I just wanted to sleep with it in my mouth savoring my present. But to my dismay he told me I could also get the cum from her asshole. But I wasnāt allowed to taste the perfect cunt it was to good for my mouth. He told me to lay down and had her straddle my mouth and told me to suck every drop of cum from her perfect asshole and not to miss a drop. I was like a kid on Christmas there was a mirror in front and she was just suffocating my face and nose and mouth with asshole. While she held my legs open and told me how fucking gross I am and how disgusting my roast beef is. She keep teasing me pulling me away and would watch my squirm trying to get my face back in. And I kept shoveling my tongue as far up her ass as i could. Savoring it. She put her cunt right above my tongue and watched me squirm in desperation even more to get w taste of pussy. I even begged for piss. But he finally told her to push out the rest of his cum so she pushed it out some went in my mouth eyes hair. But I thanked them. They told me not to wipe it off. So I didnāt. She asked if she could use me if she ever needed to get off. I said please call any time 24/7 and Iāll be there ready to service. She then changed my contact name to roast beef and my contact was now a picture of my nasty cunt.
I left covered in juice and cum with a smile. I graciously thank them. And came home and now itās been hours that Iāve been playing with my trout farm dreaming of my amazing night. Hoping I can get more people to laugh at roast beef. The pathetic cuck hog.
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