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I've been the property of my Owner for a couple of years now, and we're still finding new ways for him to exert his control, that strike that balance of allowing us both to function happily and healthily, while making him feel like a god and me feel like a worm.

So, last month when i got paid I took a little extra cash out and slid it in an envelope addressed to him. It's been tucked away safely all month, in case something bad happened and i needed to reclaim any of it. But it's for him, and tomorrow is payday again.

I'll hand over what is his by right; if you own the pig you own its produce, after all. And then when he's gone I'll make my way to an ATM and withdraw next month's tithe.

I don't know know what he'll do with the money and I love that I have no say in the matter at all. It feels right that his ownership of me extends to everything that was "mine". I'm very excited to become his dumb, pathetic paypig.

What would you do with the money?

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