im not sure if i was born stupid or im just too fat to be embarrassed but my ideal life and all i strive for is getting to live the life of a dog that's lower than animals.

getting to sleep outside in the cold, tied to a tree, on the wet grass, naked except for my prong collar, while my master/mistress' dog gets a warm, safe bed inside the house.

getting to eat the leftover scraps of whatever my master/mistress decides to eat that day, often getting nothing as they'll finish their plate and being told to eat the dirt from the yard, while the dog gets nutritious kibble with toppings twice a day, or even three!

getting kicked and slapped, raped and manhandled, given bruises, beatings, concussions, broken bones, open wounds, all because my master/mistress felt like taking out their anger on something that day. obviously you can't hit the actual dog! that'd be animal abuse! that's why my sorry, disgusting ass is here.

just some ideas that can't seem to leave my head. instead of being normal and celebrating this season, im getting wet at this ideal life haha.