I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… the timings of the drones sightings and the approaching holiday season can only lead to one possible and logical conclusion!

It is NOT from China. It is NOT military! It is NOT even Elon Musk! They are from the North Pole!! 🧑‍🎄

I believe good ole St. Nick himself has finally entered into the technological age of delivering presents!! The drones we are seeing must be from the CEIA (Central Elves Intelligence Agency). They are being sent out to do reconnaissance on either 1) the neighborhoods and provide Santa the quickest routes in/out of the congested NNJ area or 2) providing detailed analysis of the highly debated naughty/nice list. With the recent rise of “Karens” out there I’m wondering if the Jolly man himself wants to have adequate evidence for when Karen says “let me speak with your manager” on Christmas morning when her kid doesn’t get his deserved gift!

There you have it folks, rest easy. Santa’s coming and this year the reindeer’s are taking a break… Rudolph the Red Light Drones are leading the way!