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Guys I think an ethereal entity from an incomprehensible realm is taking my Valium
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I woke up and don’t remember eating 3 extra valium. I definitely didn’t black out after eating some as I am a harm reductionist and only ate 50 mg with a bottle of wine whilst booting street amphetamine an hour prior.

I have no recollection of falling asleep, but once I awoken from my unplanned slumber I noticed an additional 3 valium had disappeared, totally not my doing.

There has been a mysterious forest creature whom I nickname “he who watched” (the picture above is the form in which he manifests himself) this creature has been gangstalking me the past few years.

I have theorised that this shadowy forest walker is astral projecting into my consciousness with intent to make me black out, just so he can steal my precious Valium.

Has anybody had any experience with “he who watches”, and how to I stop him from taking my Valium and drinking my alcohol.

(I am 100% sure I didn’t black out and eat them myself, as I am a high IQ(82) stimulant addict who knows his was around pill popping and a meth filled boofstick)

Thanks for any help provided :( <3

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